Once upon a time there was a band without a name. They posted a piece of paper in their rehearsal hall and they and their friends added names as they thought of them. Some funny, some serious... some seriously funny!

For those who wondered that if not Scarlet Page, WHAT MIGHT they have been called? Read on...

flower farm
vapour trail
wonderland
wunderland (pronounced: vunderland)
wonderlanding
rhinoceros
hi-fi
marmalade sky
just nesting
ocean rain
flavoured cherub
red planet
cuckoo
the hanging garden
mint tea
ming tea
clara star
24 frames
kinetic circus
origami frog
fiction
factory 23
bonk!
heroine
sapphire creme
davon's dream
sugar sky
velvet venus
the draize train
oil
fossil fuel
touch
touch/feel
touch/feel/taste
voodoo vibe
perch
grapefruit
grapeshot
pillbox
herbert
pi
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mr. peabody
the omega concern
buzz aldrin
reckoning
elephant talk
elephant stone
pesky opiate
grass
velour amour
boom!
spotted dog
box
advert
the meeting place
tin drum
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monkey puzzle
lullaby for lillian
atomic clock
one thin dime
acidic lisp
highland wedding
on sugar tea
misery disctionary
waterfall